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Cute little bundles of joy with cherubic faces are highly deceiving. As a new parent, it’s safe to presume the baby model will be just like having a pet – hard work but easy to manage if you supply it with food, warmth, love and best of all, you’ll be in control. But in the words of Uncle Haynes, “You will realise how wrong you were no later than 12 hours after giving birth.” Not to worry, our Personalised Haynes Explains Babies Book will get you through the next 10-year trimester.

Based on Haynes’ ‘strip down and rebuild’ car manuals, this Haynes Explains Babies Manual is a tongue-in-cheek guidebook that will provide parents with hours of laughter. Personalised with the Baby's Name on the cover and featured throughout the book, it will make a terrific present for soon-to-be parents and you can even leave your own advice on parenting in the form of a loving Message on the opening page.

A ‘What to expect when you’re expecting’ handbook, this Personalised Haynes Babies Manual has advice for parents ‘before’ and ‘after’ the baby arrives, like ‘production and delivery’ – in particular the 'dos' and 'don’ts' for men like, “Do tell her she’s doing really well” and do not “Say ‘this isn’t so bad, is it?’”. But also, essential advice on ‘identifying leaks’ and to be aware that they will come from every orifice and worrying about your daily wardrobe is no longer an option.

This Haynes Baby Manual is the perfect treat for new parents and will reassure them that all the hard work will pay off (in 18 years).

Your Personalised Haynes Baby Manual

Personalise this gift with the Baby's Name of up to 12 characters which will appear on the cover of the book itself.

Add a Message on the inside page over two lines with, up to 40 characters per line.

Example Text:

'Haynes Explains Charlie The Baby'

General Information

This Haynes Baby Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8 cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it, so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be used unless stated.

Important: Our Haynes spoofs are parody guides. They are not the same size as Haynes car manuals.

Delivery Details

UK Delivery Carrier Cost Production Timescales
(working days)
Estimated Postage Lead Times
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Standard Royal Mail £3.99 1 - 2 Days 1-3 days
Urgent Courier £6.99 1 - 2 Days Next Day
Working Days

We operate Monday to Friday only, so weekends and holidays do not count in the production or postage timescales quoted. Orders placed before 12 noon begin production that day, while orders received after this time begin the following day. Orders placed on a Friday afternoon or over a weekend will begin production on Monday.

Production + Delivery

The majority of our gifts are made to order, so please allow time for the product to be made (produced) as well as the time for delivery. The table above outlines our production time for both standard and urgent orders, please add these to the postage lead time for an accurate idea of when you’ll receive your item(s).

International Delivery Leadtimes (where available)

Standard Lead Time from production (airmail):
  • Europe: 3 - 5 days
  • Rest of the World: 5 - 7 days
Urgent Lead Time from production (Fedex courier):
  • Europe: 1 -3 days
  • North America: 1 - 2 days
  • Rest of the World: 3 - 5 days
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Haynes Baby Manual

£ 14.99
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  • Personalise with Any Name and Message
  • The Haynes Baby Manual for parents-to-be, actual parents and nannies
  • Essentials tips to maintain sanity before and after the baby arrives
  • Including advice on ‘production and delivery’, ‘oil changes’, ‘identifying leaks’ and more!
  • Based on ‘strip down and rebuild’ iconic manuals
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