Haynes Baby Manual
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Cute little bundles of joy with cherubic faces are highly deceiving. As a new parent, it’s safe to presume the baby model will be just like having a pet – hard work but easy to manage if you supply it with food, warmth, love and best of all, you’ll be in control. But in the words of Uncle Haynes, “You will realise how wrong you were no later than 12 hours after giving birth.” Not to worry, our Personalised Haynes Explains Babies Book will get you through the next 10-year trimester.
Based on Haynes’ ‘strip down and rebuild’ car manuals, this Haynes Explains Babies Manual is a tongue-in-cheek guidebook that will provide parents with hours of laughter. Personalised with the Baby's Name on the cover and featured throughout the book, it will make a terrific present for soon-to-be parents and you can even leave your own advice on parenting in the form of a loving Message on the opening page.
A ‘What to expect when you’re expecting’ handbook, this Personalised Haynes Babies Manual has advice for parents ‘before’ and ‘after’ the baby arrives, like ‘production and delivery’ – in particular the 'dos' and 'don’ts' for men like, “Do tell her she’s doing really well” and do not “Say ‘this isn’t so bad, is it?’”. But also, essential advice on ‘identifying leaks’ and to be aware that they will come from every orifice and worrying about your daily wardrobe is no longer an option.
This Haynes Baby Manual is the perfect treat for new parents and will reassure them that all the hard work will pay off (in 18 years).
This Haynes Baby Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8 cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it, so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be used unless stated.
Important: Our Haynes spoofs are parody guides. They are not the same size as Haynes car manuals.
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