Haynes Marriage Manual
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“It’s easy to think that the wedding needs all the hard work and the marriage will take care of itself.” Explains Haynes. On the contrary, “The opposite is usually true." Eons later and we are still none the wiser on how to perfect an ideal marriage. Some say love and trust; others say faith and pixie dust. Good old Haynes has created a Haynes Explains Marriage Manual filled with wit and humour as if it could have been written by Ross Geller himself.
Including the couple’s Names on the cover of this Personalised Haynes Marriage Manual and featured throughout the book, you can add your own advice on the opening page as a loving Message for the newlyweds. You could say ‘congratulations’, ‘good luck’ or as Haynes explains, “Marriage is like a deck of cards. To start with, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’ll wish you had a club and a spade”.
Devilishly funny, this Personalised Haynes Explains Marriage Book is a comedic bible for couples who’ll think twice about getting hitched or prepare recently married couples for the years ahead. It’ll make a heart-warming anniversary gift where recipient’s will find expert advice on how to get the most out of their marriage, from ‘routine maintenance’ before and after the vows (and dealing with the consequences years after). Charming and endearingly funny, the Haynes Marriage Manual is a light-hearted gift any couple will adore.
Personalise with any Names of up to 12 characters per Name and a Message on the inside page over two lines, with up to 40 characters per line.
For your Marriage Manual, there's no need to worry about adding an apostrophe after Name 2. We'll take care of this for you so you can make use of the extra characters.
This Haynes Marriage Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8 cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it, so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be used unless stated.
Important: Our Haynes spoofs are parody guides. They are not the same size as Haynes car manuals.
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