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Haynes Teenager Manual
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Trying to understand the teenager is like attempting to disarm a missile with a blowtorch – redundant and messy. The most sensible piece of advice to remember is you were once a teen and to put yourself into their shoes…then again, you slowly remember your teenager is a ‘mini you’ and you were a handful as well. But never fear! The Personalised Haynes Explains Teenagers Book could be the answer to your adolescent-quandary.
More like a survival guide for parents, guardians and probation officers, this Haynes Explains Teenagers Manual reveals the absolute ‘dos’ for parents like, “Do not enter their rooms without first donning rubber gloves and appropriate anti-bacterial shoe covers”. Or, if you want to punish your teenager for whatever viable reason, simply, “…take them on holiday to a remote rural cottage where there is no mobile reception or broadband”, because nothing scares a teen more than no Wi-Fi.
All this said, the best approach to tackle your tempestuous teenager is to discreetly give them this Haynes Teenager Manual. They’ll identify their Name on the front cover and at the top of each page. Once they begin reading, a light bulb moment may be triggered and you’ll both benefit from this survival guide. You can even leave a loving Message to reassure them that you love your teen no matter what. If all else fails, remember the great words of the late David Bowie or as Haynes Explains, “Teenagers are quite aware of what they’re going through as they try to change their worlds. And the best thing you can do is be there for them when they emerge.”
Personalise with any Name of up to 12 characters and a Message on the inside page over two lines, with up to 40 characters per line.
This Haynes Teenager Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8 cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it, so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be used unless stated.
Important: Our Haynes spoofs are parody guides. They are not the same size as Haynes car manuals.
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