New Baby Girl Personalised Newspaper - Gift Details

It’s been nine months of build-up, but at long last their baby girl has finally arrived. And as you’d expect, the Daily Mirror is on hand to report on the happy event.

Your Gift Personalised

You can personalise this spoof newspaper front page with Baby’s First Name, Mum’s First Name, Dad’s First Name and their Home Town. There is also an option for uploading an Image.

General Information

These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28cm, which is approximately the size of a tabloid. There are also several presentation options.

Please note that the image upload facility does not work on mobile devices.

Spoof Contents

Headline
It’s a Girl!

Sub Headline
For (Father First Name) and (Mother First Name)

Written By
New Arrivals Editor

Dirty nappies and sleepless nights are on the cards for (Father First Name) and (Mother First Name) of (Home Town) after the birth of their new baby girl, (Baby First Name).

Insiders say the couple are ‘delighted’ at the safe arrival of their daughter, and that mother and baby are both doing well. Proud dad (Father First Name) has been showing off the bouncing babe to family and friends and taking endless photographs.

Dad, (Father First Name), is also set to celebrate the birth by ‘wetting the baby’s head’, a traditional celebration that involves inviting friends to a pub for a number of drinks.

Meanwhile, the proud couple can now expect a tempestuous few weeks as they care for the new member of their family, and will have to get to grips with issues such as how best to swaddle the infant, and the temperature of the baby’s room.

“It’s too warm, that’s why she’s crying,” said (Father First Name).

“No, she’s crying because she’s a bit chilly,” said (Mother First Name).

“Waah,” added (Baby First Name).

Other flashpoints include:

  • Arguments about who is the most tired
  • Rows over who last changed the nappy
  • Falling out over what’s making (Baby First Name) cry

“She’s tired,” said (Father First Name).

“She’s hungry,” said (Mother First Name).

“But she’s only just had a feed,” said (Father First Name).

“Waah,” added (Baby First Name).

It’s likely (Father First Name) will feel slightly neglected about this time, and may take to sulking around the house pining for a night out with his mates. (Mother First Name), meanwhile, is sure to be feeling exhausted and isolated and will be prone to spending a lot of time on the sofa, talking on the phone.

Meanwhile, little baby (Baby First Name) will be bringing unbridled joy into their lives, brightening each day as the couple watch her grow, insisting that she’s just smiled when in fact it was wind, admiring her ‘tiny feet’ and enjoying her unique ‘baby smell’.

“Watching her sleep is better than television,” (Father First Name) is likely to say, and for the first time since the birth, (Mother First Name) will agree.

Delivery Details

UK Delivery Carrier Cost
Standard Royal Mail £3.99 1 - 3 Days 1-3 days
Urgent Courier £6.99 1 - 2 Days Next Day
Working Days

We operate Monday to Friday only, so weekends and holidays do not count in the production or postage timescales quoted. Orders placed before 12 midday begin production that day, while orders received after this time begin the following day. Orders placed on a Friday afternoon or over a weekend will begin production on Monday.

Production + Delivery

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International Delivery Leadtimes (where available)
European delivery is available on this gift
Delivery outside Europe (worldwide) is available on this gift
Standard Lead Time from production (airmail):
  • Europe: 3 - 5 days
  • Rest of the World: 5 - 7 days
Urgent Lead Time from production (Fedex courier):
  • Europe: 1 -3 days
  • North America: 1 - 2 days
  • Rest of the World: 3 - 5 days
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Presentation Options

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  • Single Page
  • Newspaper Wrap
  • Presentation Case
  • Framed
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    May 2017
    Testimonial Rating
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    September 2016
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    December 2016
    Testimonial Rating
    Lovely doll and writing done lovely and fast delivery
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    July 2016
    Testimonial Rating
    Original & personal - ex quality & customer service
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    July 2016
    Testimonial Rating
    I think it an ideal present for any child.
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    November 2016
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    Unique items and being able to personalise items to make them extra special and thoughtful.
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    September 2016
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    Good customer service and a quality product.
  • Veronique55

    February 2017
    Testimonial Rating
    I was disappointed that it was not noted this was for a female and football was put on her birthdate page

New Baby Girl Personalised Newspaper

From £ 11.99
  • Spoof Daily Mirror front page
  • Personalise the Headline and elements of the story
  • Upload your own Picture (optional)
  • Tabloid-sized (36 x 28cm)
  • Excellent choice of presentation options

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