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New Baby Twins Personalised Newspapers - Gift Details

They’ve been nine months in the making, but at long last their twins have finally arrived. And as you’d expect, the Daily Mirror is on hand to report on the little bundles! Here’s to one of the happiest moments for the lucky parents!

You can personalise every detail of the newspaper from the headline to the recipients’ home address. This makes the feature as realistic as possible. But, to make the spoof truly believable, why not upload an image of the adorable twins?

One simple click of the Upload a photo button will take you to your pictures. Or, click the Choose a photo from Facebook button to access your Facebook photos.

Your Gift Personalised

Personalise the spoof newspaper with the 1st Baby First Name, the 2nd Baby First Name, the Father’s First Name and the Mother’s First Name of up to 56 characters over 4 lines, with 14 characters per line.

Include the place the recipients Live In of up to 30 characters over 1 line. Finish off the gift with the perfect picture of the recipients using the image uploader.

General Information

These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28cm (L x W), which is approximately the size of a tabloid. Once you’ve added your personalisation and chosen your picture, click the next button to pick from several presentation options, including framing your spoof, presentation cases and more.

Spoof Contents

Headline
It’s Twins!

Sub Headline
New arrivals for (Father First Name) and (Mother First Name)

(Written by)

Dirty nappies and sleepless nights are on the cards for (Father First Name) and (Mother First name) of (Home Town) after the birth of their twins - (1st Baby First Name) and (2nd Baby First Name).

Insiders say the couple are ‘delighted’ at safe arrival of their twins, and that mother and babies are all doing well. Proud dad (Father First Name) has been showing off the bouncing twins to family and friends and taking endless photographs.

Dad, (Father First Name) is also set to celebrate the birth by ‘wetting the babies’ heads’, a traditional celebration that involves inviting friends to a pub for a number of drinks. And with the arrival of two babies – that is a lot of celebrating!

Meanwhile, the proud couple can now expect a tempestuous few months as they care for the new members of their family, and will have to get to grips with issues such as how best to swaddle the infants, and the room temperature of the nursery.

“It’s too warm, that’s why they are crying,” said (Father First Name).

“No, they are crying because it is a bit chilly,” said (Mother First Name).

“Waah,” added the twins.

Other flashpoints include:

  • Arguments about who is the most tired
  • Rows over who should change the next set of nappies
  • Falling out over what is making the twins cry

“They are tired,” said (Father First Name).

“They are hungry,” said (Mother First Name).

“But we’ve only just fed them,” said (Father First Name).

“Waah,” added the twins with even more volume than before.

It’s likely (Father First Name) will feel slightly neglected about this time, and may take to sulking around the house pining for a night out with his mates. (Mother First Name), meanwhile, is sure to be feeling exhausted and isolated and will be prone to spending a lot of time on the sofa, talking on the phone.

Meanwhile, delightful twins (1st Baby First Name) and (2nd Baby First Name) will be bringing unbridled joy into their lives, brightening each day as the couple watch them grow, insisting that they ‘have just smiled’ when in fact it was wind, admiring their ‘tiny feet’ and enjoying their unique ‘baby smell’.

“Watching them sleep is better than television,” (Father First Name) is likely to say, and for the first time since the birth, (Mother First Name) will agree.

Delivery Details

UK Delivery Carrier Cost Production Timescales
(working days)
Estimated Postage Lead Times
(add to production timescales)
Standard Royal Mail £3.99 1 - 2 Days 1-3 days
Urgent Courier £8.99 1 Day Next Day
Working Days

We operate Monday to Friday only, so weekends and holidays do not count in the production or postage timescales quoted. Orders placed before 11am begin production that day, while orders received after this time begin the following day. Orders placed on a Friday afternoon or over a weekend will begin production on Monday.

Production + Delivery

The majority of our gifts are made to order, so please allow time for the product to be made (produced) as well as the time for delivery. The table above outlines our production time for both standard and urgent orders, please add these to the postage lead time for an accurate idea of when you’ll receive your item(s).

International Delivery Leadtimes (where available)
European delivery is available on this gift
Delivery outside Europe (worldwide) is available on this gift
Standard Lead Time from production (airmail):
  • Europe: 3 - 5 days
  • Rest of the World: 5 - 7 days
Urgent Lead Time from production (Fedex courier):
  • Europe: 1 -3 days
  • North America: 1 - 2 days
  • Rest of the World: 3 - 5 days
Track My Order Delivery Box

You can track your order via our Track My Ordertracking facility.

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Presentation Options

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New Baby Twins Personalised Newspapers

From £ 11.99
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  • A personalised spoof Daily Mirror front page
  • Personalise the headline and elements of the story
  • Upload any image with one click
  • Excellent choice of presentation options
  • Tabloid-sized (36 x 28cm)

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