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New England Manager Spoof Newspapers - Gift Details

It’s been a long time coming, but after years of hard graft, your chosen individual has finally become the manager of England’s national football team. And as you’d expect, the Daily Mirror has all the details of the triumph.

You can personalise every detail of the newspaper from the headline to the recipient’s home address. This makes the feature as realistic as possible. But, to make the spoof truly believable, why not upload an image of the individual themselves?

One simple click of the Upload a photo button will take you to your pictures. Or, click the Choose a photo from Facebook button to access your Facebook photos.

Your Gift Personalised

Personalise the spoof newspaper with the recipient's Full Name and Surname of up to 28 characters over 2 lines, with 14 characters per line.

Include the Age of the recipient of up to 3 characters over 1 line and the place the recipient Lives In of up to 30 characters over 1 line. Finish off the gift with the perfect picture of the recipient using the image uploader.

General Information

These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28cm (L x W), which is approximately the size of a tabloid. Once you’ve added your personalisation and chosen your picture, click the next button to pick from several presentation options, including framing your spoof, presentation cases and more.

Spoof Contents

Headline
(Male Surname) is England Manager

Inexperienced newcomer (Male First Name) (Male Surname) last night vowed to lead England to World Cup glory within four years, and begged his critics: “Judge me on my results.” The eyes of a proud footballing nation will now be on the unknown (Male Surname) to see whether he can deliver.

Yesterday’s extraordinary developments began with the Football Association admitting that all the candidates on their shortlist for the new national boss had turned the job down. (Male Surname), (Age), who lives in (Lives In) and has never managed at any level, was installed as the bookies’ favourite shortly after lunchtime. His appointment was confirmed at a 4.30pm press conference and immediately sent shock waves through the football world. The BBC insider branded it ‘an insane gamble’.

But the FA defended their decision. A spokesman hit back: “(Male First Name) was our number one choice right from the start. People will say he lacks experience against the big boys, but his success in last season’s Fantasy Football League is there for all to see. And in recent seasons his Subutteo team has played with passion, belief and flair - qualities that will be much needed as we prepare for the World Cup qualifying stages.”

(Male Surname) admitted to the media: “I was surprised to get the call from the FA, as I had not actually applied for the job, but (Male First Name) (Male Surname) never walks away from a challenge. I can assure the fans we will be nobody’s whipping boys. We will aim to turn Wembley Stadium into a fortress and surprise the Frances and Italys of this world on our travels.”

A furious (Male Surname) last night denied that his £4 million salary was too high, and claimed winning the next World Cup was a realistic possibility. He said: “This country has been a sleeping football giant for too long. I have reached the Subutteo World Cup semi-finals twice with teams that were unfancied by the pundits, and I am confident that I can take the current England squad one step further. We will make the likes of Brazil and Argentina look to their laurels. Either back me or sack me.

Delivery Details

UK Delivery Carrier Cost Production Timescales
(working days)
Estimated Postage Lead Times
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Standard Royal Mail £3.99 1 - 2 Days 1-3 days
Urgent Courier £8.99 1 Day Next Day
Working Days

We operate Monday to Friday only, so weekends and holidays do not count in the production or postage timescales quoted. Orders placed before 11am begin production that day, while orders received after this time begin the following day. Orders placed on a Friday afternoon or over a weekend will begin production on Monday.

Production + Delivery

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International Delivery Leadtimes (where available)
European delivery is available on this gift
Delivery outside Europe (worldwide) is available on this gift
Standard Lead Time from production (airmail):
  • Europe: 3 - 5 days
  • Rest of the World: 5 - 7 days
Urgent Lead Time from production (Fedex courier):
  • Europe: 1 -3 days
  • North America: 1 - 2 days
  • Rest of the World: 3 - 5 days
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New England Manager Spoof Newspapers

From £ 11.99
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  • A personalised spoof Daily Mirror back page
  • Personalise the headline and elements of the story
  • Upload any image with one click
  • Excellent choice of presentation options
  • Tabloid-sized (36 x 28cm)

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