New Scotland Manager Spoof Newspapers - Gift Details

After years of cutting their managerial teeth, your chosen name has finally become the manager of their beloved Scotland’s national football team. As you’d expect, the Daily Mirror has all the details.

Your Gift Personalised

You can personalise this spoof newspaper back page with the recipient's Full Name, Age and Home Town. There is also the option to upload an Image of the recipient.

General Information

These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28cm, which is approximately the size of a tabloid. There are also several presentation options.

Please note that the image upload facility does not work on mobile devices.

Spoof Contents

Headline
(Male Surname) is Scotland Manager

Sub Headline
(Age) year old man is a Winner

Inexperienced newcomer (Male First Name) (Male Surname) last night vowed to lead Scotland to World Cup glory within four years, and begged his critics: “Judge me on my results.” The eyes of a proud footballing nation will now be on the unknown (Male Surname) to see whether he can deliver.

Yesterday’s extraordinary developments began with the Scottish Football Association admitting that all the candidates on their shortlist for the new national boss had turned the job down. (Male Surname), (Age), who lives in (Lives In) and has never managed at any level, was installed as the bookies’ favourite shortly after lunchtime. His appointment was confirmed at a 4.30pm press conference and immediately sent shock waves through the football world. A BBC insider branded it ‘an insane gamble’.

However, the SFA defended their decision. A spokesman hit back: “(Male First Name) was our number one choice right from the start. People will say he lacks experience against the big boys, but his success in last season’s Fantasy Football League is there for all to see. And in recent seasons his Subutteo team has played with passion, belief and flair - qualities that will be much needed as we prepare for the World Cup qualifying stages.”

(Male Surname) admitted to the media: “I was surprised to get the call from the SFA, as I had not actually applied for the job, but (Male First Name) (Male Surname) never walks away from a challenge. I can assure the fans we will be nobody’s whipping boys. We will aim to turn Hampden Park into a fortress and surprise the Frances and Italys of this world on our travels.”

Delivery Details

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Urgent Courier £6.99 1 - 3 Days Next Day
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  • Europe: 3 - 5 days
  • Rest of the World: 5 - 7 days
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  • Europe: 1 -3 days
  • North America: 1 - 2 days
  • Rest of the World: 3 - 5 days
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Presentation Options

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  • Single Page
  • Newspaper Wrap
  • Presentation Case
  • Framed
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New Scotland Manager Spoof Newspapers

From £ 11.99
  • Spoof Daily Mirror back page
  • Personalise the Headline and elements of the story
  • Upload your own Picture (optional)
  • Tabloid-sized (36 x 28cm)
  • Excellent choice of presentation options

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