New Year's Honour Female - Spoof - Gift Details

You’ve always known she’s the best. And now others do too, because after years of being the bee’s knees, your recipient is finally becoming a dame! The Daily Mirror is on hand to report on the event.

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You can personalise this spoof newspaper front page with the recipient's First Name, Surname and Age as well as their Home Town. There is also an option for uploading an Image of the recipient.

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These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28cm, which is approximately the size of a tabloid. There are also several presentation options.

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Spoof Contents

Headline
Arise, Dame (Female First Name)

Sub Headline
Top Honour for (Lives In) woman

by (Written by)
Royal Correspondent

Damehoods aren’t ten a penny in (Lives In), but (Female First Name) (Female Surname) stunned locals by appearing on this year’s Honours List – and claimed her honour from the Queen herself in a ceremony at Buckingham Palace.

Flanked by members of the Household Cavalry Regiment and standing just outside Buckingham Palace, the (Lives In) woman beamed and held up her honour in its presentation case, as photographers struggled to get a good shot of Dame (Female First Name).

“I really can’t believe it,” she said, “This has been the best day of my life and I am ecstatically happy.”

(Female First Name) found out about the news when she took a telephone call from Buckingham Palace. “I really thought it was a friend winding me up,” she said, “and it took some time for the news to sink in – in fact I think I am still dreaming!”

Surrounded by figures from the worlds of showbiz and sport, (Female First Name) was dressed elegantly for the occasion, but caught the attention of photographers and film crews even as she approached the palace in a chauffeur driven Bentley. Friends and well-wishers whooped and cheered as she went through the palace gates.

When (Female First Name) approached the Queen, onlookers said the pair remained in animated conversation for some time. “The Queen was fantastic,” said (Female First Name), whose award at the age of (Age) was in recognition of services to the community.

“The Queen was very sweet, not at all formal - I was very flattered that she was able to present my award personally. This is the greatest honour I have ever had.”

Veteran royal-watchers said this was one of the most star-studded events in years – and that rarely had the Queen taken so much time to talk to someone.

(Lives In) historian Albert Thirlwell said, “This is a prestigious honour, and I never thought I would live to see someone from our community be presented with it. But having read all about Dame (Female First Name) I have to say she thoroughly deserves it.”

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New Year's Honour Female - Spoof

From £ 11.99
  • Spoof Daily Mirror front page
  • Personalise the Headline and elements of the story
  • Upload your own Picture (optional)
  • Tabloid-sized (36 x 28cm)
  • Excellent choice of presentation options

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