Personalised Haynes Explains "Americans" Manual
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If you’re one of the 4 million Brits who visits America on a yearly basis, this personalised Haynes Explains “Americans” manual may come as no surprise. However, if you’re buying this guidebook for first-time visitors, they’ll probably want to treat this gift as a bible.
Clearly written by a Brit, this spoof guide is designed just like a Haynes car manual. Having conquered the automotive world, Haynes are taking on Americans. There’s flow charts and diagrams, including expert advice on how to understand and get the most out of your American model.
Featuring the individual’s Name on the cover and across the top of each page, you can also add a special Message to the opening page. One thing’s for sure, the main three things you’ll learn from this manual are: only three things really matter to Americans: religion, gun control and fast food. If you think this satire is too much, don’t. Just read the French and British manuals. Americans have it easy…
You can personalise your Haynes Manual with the recipient’s Name of up to 12 characters over 1 line, which will feature on the cover and along the top of each page of the book.
Include a Message of up to 80 characters over 2 lines which will appear on the opening title page.
The Personalised Haynes Explains "Americans" Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be printed unless stated.
Important: Our Haynes spoofs are parody guides. They are not the same size as Haynes car manuals.
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