• Personalised Haynes Explains "Germans" Manual
  • Personalised Haynes Explains "Germans" Manual
  • Personalised Haynes Explains "Germans" Manual
  • Personalised Haynes Explains "Germans" Manual
  • Personalised Haynes Explains "Germans" Manual

Personalised Haynes Explains "Germans" Manual - Gift Details

Understanding the Germans is simple. Just follow the personalised Haynes Explains “Germans” manual and the reader will be well on their way to comprehending the idea of a currywurst (it’s really more delicious than it sounds). Yes, Haynes have traded in their automotive manuals for life models, explaining everything from German culture to Deutschland cuisine.

Along with flowcharts and diagrams, the reader will find expert descriptions and advice on how to get the most from the German model. But, like with all Haynes manuals, safety first and the most important thing to remember when reading this manual, “These are the Germans we’re talking about. Safety’s their middle name. They conduct a full risk assessment before leaving their front door and another one before getting in the car.”. This is why we Brits hold German cars in such high esteem.

Along with a Message on the inside page, you can even have the individual's Name printed on the cover and featured along the top of each page. It adds a personal touch, a finite detail Germans would truly appreciate in terms of safe-keeping. Best of all, the book dips between the borders of charm and satire, like a ‘how-to’ for anyone interested in all things German.

Your Haynes Explains "Germans" manual Personalised

You can personalise your Haynes Manual with the recipient’s Name of up to 12 characters over 1 line, which will feature on the cover and along the top of each page of the book.

Include a Message of up to 80 characters over 2 lines which will appear on the opening title page.

General Information

The Personalised Haynes Explains "Germans" Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be printed unless stated.

Important: Our Haynes spoofs are parody guides. They are not the same size as Haynes car manuals.

Delivery Details

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Urgent Courier £8.99 1 Day Next Day
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The majority of our gifts are made to order, so please allow time for the product to be made (produced) as well as the time for delivery. The table above outlines our production time for both standard and urgent orders, please add these to the postage lead time for an accurate idea of when you’ll receive your item(s).

International Delivery Leadtimes (where available)
European delivery is available on this gift
Delivery outside Europe (worldwide) is available on this gift
Standard Lead Time from production (airmail):
  • Europe: 3 - 5 days
  • Rest of the World: 5 - 7 days
Urgent Lead Time from production (Fedex courier):
  • Europe: 1 -3 days
  • North America: 1 - 2 days
  • Rest of the World: 3 - 5 days
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Personalised Haynes Explains "Germans" Manual

£ 12.99
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  • Personalise with Any Name and Message
  • A Haynes spoof manual to understand "Germans"
  • Understand 'Wurst case scenarios', 'Ordung' and 'The Autobahn'
  • The hardback book measures 20.2 x 25.1 x 0.8cm
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