Personalised Haynes Explains "The British" Manual
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Haynes have come full circle. This personalised Haynes Explains “The British” manual is everything it should be; a spoof, a parody, a bit of self-loathing about our stiff upper lip syndrome-response to life and constant queuing and commenting on the weather and apologising for being British.
If that hasn’t summed up the Brits for you, the manual certainly will. Designed just like a Haynes car guidebook, there’s flowcharts and diagrams to help you get the best out of your British model. This extract from the manual perhaps best sums us up: “There are many things you could put into a ‘what it means to be British’ list, but one of the most British things of all is the horror of even thinking about making such a list.”.
But, you won’t find a list in this book, but you will be able to add a Message on the inside page. Even the cover features any Name which is also printed at the top of every page because you know us Brits, we’re all about conquering and nothing says “look at me, I’m British” than a pencil or souvenir from Blackpool with your name on it, so, why not a book?
You can personalise your Haynes Manual with the recipient’s Name of up to 12 characters over 1 line, which will feature on the cover and along the top of each page of the book.
Include a Message of up to 80 characters over 2 lines which will appear on the opening title page.
The Personalised Haynes Explains "The British" Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be printed unless stated.
Important: Our Haynes spoofs are parody guides. They are not the same size as Haynes car manuals.
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