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Personalised Haynes Explains "The French" Manual
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From their roaring panache to their overall je ne sais quoi, this personalised Haynes Explains "The French" manual will help anyone understand “The French” (and if they’re anything like their cars, well, there’s a lot to learn).
Just like a Haynes car handbook, this spoof features flowcharts and diagrams on everything French you need to know before travelling or coming into contact with said species. But, as always with Haynes, safety first: “When eating, do not ask what part of the animal the food comes from. You almost certainly don’t want to know.” and “When drinking, affirm constantly that you have never tasted such exquisite wine anywhere on your travels.”.
When the individual receives this book, they’ll be delighted to see their Name on the cover and featured at the top of each page. They may even wonder if the author wasn’t drunk on Burgundy when writing this. Do reassure them with your personal Message on the opening page that this manual is a spoof.
You can personalise your Haynes Manual with the recipient’s Name of up to 12 characters over 1 line, which will feature on the cover and along the top of each page of the book.
Include a Message of up to 80 characters over 2 lines which will appear on the opening title page.
The Personalised Haynes Explains "The French" Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be printed unless stated.
Important: Our Haynes spoofs are parody guides. They are not the same size as Haynes car manuals.
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