Personalised Haynes Football Manual
- Gift Details
Bill Shankly was definitely onto something when he claimed, “Some people think football is a matter of life and death”. Whether you’re a football fanatic or you’re looking for the perfect football gift, the Haynes Spoof Sports Manual will help you understand all aspects of the beautiful game.
You’ll find everything from flowcharts to diagrams, including instructions on how to understand ‘Wingers and Wing Mirrors’, ‘Penalty Points’ and more. A spoof on Haynes’ ‘strip down and rebuild’ manuals, this book will equip any novice with the appropriate lingo to uphold a steady conversation about football (or at least appear to be interested).
Personalised with the recipient’s Name on the cover and along the top of the book, the Haynes Explains – Personalised Football Book also features a Message on the opening page. How about giving your own bit of advice? Like, supporting a rubbish club saves you money because a) the tickets are cheaper and b) you don’t want others to know who you support so you’re less inclined to buy a replica shirt.
You can personalise your Haynes Manual with the recipient’s Name of up to 12 characters over 1 line, which will feature on the cover and along the top of each page of the book.
Include a Message of up to 80 characters over 2 lines which will appear on the opening title page.
The Personalised Haynes Football Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be printed unless stated.
Important: Our Haynes spoofs are parody guides. They are not the same size as Haynes car manuals.
We operate Monday to Friday only, so weekends and holidays do not count in the production or postage timescales quoted.
Orders placed before 11am begin production that day, while orders received after this time begin the following day.
Orders placed on a Friday afternoon or over a weekend will begin production on Monday.
The majority of our gifts are made to order, so please allow time for the product to be made (produced)
as well as the time for delivery. The table above outlines our production time for both standard and urgent orders,
please add these to the postage lead time for an accurate idea of when you’ll receive your item(s).
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Last order date: 14th December by 11am.