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Personalised Haynes Pets Manual
- Gift Details
It is a truth universally acknowledged that pets are considered actual members of the family. We Brits are a nation of pet lovers. Though our little furry friends may appear wide-eyed and loving, there’s a lot more going on behind all that fur. The Haynes Pets How-To Manual is here to help you get the best value from your pet.
Based on Haynes ‘stripped down and rebuilt’ manuals, the Guide to Pets Gift Book is a comic spoof filled with flowcharts and diagrams to help you understand every animal model. Along with ‘Woofers’, ‘Tweeters’ and more, the recipient will learn that animals fundamentally want the same thing: food, water, shelter and the inestimable satisfaction of demanding to be let in/let out/ fed and heard at all times.
Guaranteed to put a begrudging smile on any pet owner’s face, the gift can be personalised with the recipient’s Name on the cover and along the top of each page. Be sure to leave a loving Message inside to tell them that pets are ultimately children in furry, snuggly clothing.
You can personalise your Haynes Manual with the recipient’s Name of up to 12 characters over 1 line, which will feature on the cover and along the top of each page of the book.
Include a Message of up to 80 characters over 2 lines which will appear on the opening title page.
The Personalised Haynes Pets Manual is available in hardback and measures 20.2 x 15.1 x 0.8cm. Your text will be printed exactly as you have entered it so please double check spelling, punctuation and capitalisation. Accents and other symbols cannot be printed unless stated.
Important: Our Haynes spoofs are parody guides. They are not the same size as Haynes car manuals.
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