Personalised Love Contract from a Man - Gift Details
If you know that you and your gorgeous gal are a match made in heaven, but want to lay down a few ground rules to affirm your undying love, this contract is just the ticket...
Love me? Then don’t talk so much... Quit complaining if I want to go on a lads’ night out... Stop asking for reassurance about what you’re wearing then change anyway...
Any guy who’s been in a relationship is likely to have made one of these requests, or something of the like.
Now you can put these little ‘requests’ in writing, in the form of this personalised love contract. Whether you’re just starting your relationship in a more permanent way or you’ve been together for donkey’s years, our amusing personalised love contract will keep your relationship rosier for longer.
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Personalise with Any Name (up to 25 characters per name) to create your very own love contract. You can preview the contract before you buy.
This A4 personalised love contract is printed on high quality paper and is available either framed or unframed. Lay down the rules and keep your relationship rosier for longer with this contract. To see the full wording on the contract, please click on the 'Further Info' tab.
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||1 - 3 Days
||1 - 2 Days
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European delivery is available on this gift
Delivery outside Europe (worldwide) is available on this gift
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- Europe: 3 - 5 days
- Rest of the World: 5 - 7 days
Urgent Lead Time from production (Fedex courier):
- Europe: 1 -3 days
- North America: 1 - 2 days
- Rest of the World: 3 - 5 days
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I, (Any Name), knowing and believing love is a desirable state, knowing and believing we are a match made in heaven and knowing and believing that we a capable of growing and learning together, do solemnly declare that I will:
Catch spiders without flinching, even if it’s a big, black, hairy one
Replace the loo roll when it’s finished
Always be there for you when you need a lift
Learn the art of undoing your bra deftly rather than fumbling around with it for hours
Not hog the remote control
Wash the dishes after dinner so that you can sit and relax in front of the TV
Frequently tell you that you are the hottest woman on the planet
Never look at another woman’s bum again
Never complain if you want to go on a girls’ night out
Spontaneously bring you flowers and chocolates, and not just because I feel guilty or want something
Assure you that no other woman on earth does things better than you – not even my mum
Tell you that you are always right
Tell you everything that upsets you is my fault
Repeat the mantra: “you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me” at least three times a day