Personalised Love Contract from a Man - Gift Details

If you know that you and your gorgeous gal are a match made in heaven, but want to lay down a few ground rules to affirm your undying love, this contract is just the ticket...

Love me? Then don’t talk so much... Quit complaining if I want to go on a lads’ night out... Stop asking for reassurance about what you’re wearing then change anyway...

Any guy who’s been in a relationship is likely to have made one of these requests, or something of the like.

Now you can put these little ‘requests’ in writing, in the form of this personalised love contract. Whether you’re just starting your relationship in a more permanent way or you’ve been together for donkey’s years, our amusing personalised love contract will keep your relationship rosier for longer.

Your Gift Personalised

Personalise with Any Name (up to 25 characters per name) to create your very own love contract. You can preview the contract before you buy.

General Information

This A4 personalised love contract is printed on high quality paper and is available either framed or unframed. Lay down the rules and keep your relationship rosier for longer with this contract.  To see the full wording on the contract, please click on the 'Further Info' tab.

Delivery Details

UK Delivery Carrier Cost
Standard Royal Mail £3.99 1 - 3 Days 1-3 days
Urgent Courier £6.99 1 - 2 Days Next Day
Working Days

We operate Monday to Friday only, so weekends and holidays do not count in the production or postage timescales quoted. Orders placed before 12 midday begin production that day, while orders received after this time begin the following day. Orders placed on a Friday afternoon or over a weekend will begin production on Monday.

Production + Delivery

The majority of our gifts are made to order, so please allow time for the product to be made (produced) as well as the time for delivery. The table above outlines our production time for both standard and urgent orders, please add these to the postage lead time for an accurate idea of when you’ll receive your item(s).

International Delivery Leadtimes (where available)
European delivery is available on this gift
Delivery outside Europe (worldwide) is available on this gift
Standard Lead Time from production (airmail):
  • Europe: 3 - 5 days
  • Rest of the World: 5 - 7 days
Urgent Lead Time from production (Fedex courier):
  • Europe: 1 -3 days
  • North America: 1 - 2 days
  • Rest of the World: 3 - 5 days
Track My Order Delivery Box

You can track your order via our Track My Ordertracking facility.

Contract Information

I, (Any Name), knowing and believing love is a desirable state, knowing and believing we are a match made in heaven and knowing and believing that we a capable of growing and learning together, do solemnly declare that I will:

  • Catch spiders without flinching, even if it’s a big, black, hairy one
  • Replace the loo roll when it’s finished
  • Always be there for you when you need a lift
  • Learn the art of undoing your bra deftly rather than fumbling around with it for hours
  • Not hog the remote control
  • Wash the dishes after dinner so that you can sit and relax in front of the TV
  • Frequently tell you that you are the hottest woman on the planet
  • Never look at another woman’s bum again
  • Never complain if you want to go on a girls’ night out
  • Spontaneously bring you flowers and chocolates, and not just because I feel guilty or want something
  • Assure you that no other woman on earth does things better than you – not even my mum
  • Tell you that you are always right
  • Tell you everything that upsets you is my fault
  • Repeat the mantra: “you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me” at least three times a day


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Personalised Love Contract from a Man

From £ 9.99
  • Personalise with Any Name
  • A4 printed on high quality, authentic-style parchment paper
  • Available either framed or unframed
  • A great way to lay down a few ground rules
  • A fun gift for Valentine's Day, your partner's birthday and more

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