Personalised Love Contract From a Woman - Gift Details
In love with your man, but want to iron out a few things and lay down one or two rules? There’s a new trend in the relationship department, and it’s called the love contract...
Does your man have a tendency to hog the remote control? A nasty habit of not replacing the loo roll when it’s finished? Would you like him to be your twenty-four-seven taxi service and, perhaps, wash the dishes after dinner so that you can relax in front of the TV? Well, sure you do. Women aren’t just going to wait around and expect things; we want things in writing, on paper!
Set out your boundaries, sign this amusing contract and seal your love forever. After all, having something in writing makes it more real than, say, something said in a conversation, right?
Your Gift Personalised
Personalise with Any Name (up to 25 characters per name) to create your very own love contract. You can preview the contract before you buy and turn up the lurve in your relationship!
This A4 contract is printed on high quality paper and is available either framed or unframed. Go ahead, lay down the rules and keep your relationship rosier for longer! To see the full wording on the contract, please click on the 'Further Info' tab.
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- Rest of the World: 5 - 7 days
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- North America: 1 - 2 days
- Rest of the World: 3 - 5 days
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I, (Any Name), knowing and believing love is a desirable state, knowing and believing we are a match made in heaven and knowing and believing that we are capable of growing and learning together, do solemnly declare that I will:
Repeat the mantra: “you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me” at least three times a day
Be your twenty-four-seven pub taxi service
Not ask, repeatedly, the question, “What are you thinking?”
Not complain if you want to go on a lads’ night out
Swear you are the fittest man on the planet no matter what you wear
Refrain from calling you cute nicknames in public
Not ask for reassurance about what I’m wearing, then change anyway
Never ask, “Does my bum look big in this?”
Always love your “weekend” beard even if it scratches me when you kiss me
Not talk too much
Tell you you are always right, regardless of the circumstances
Love, respect and treasure you until death do us part