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It’s been a long time coming. But after years of hard graft, it’s finally time for them to call it a day and retire. The knock-on effect is predictably cataclysmic for the economic world, with the Mirror reporting on events. It’s truly the end of an era.

You can personalise every detail of the newspaper from the headline to any location. This makes the feature as realistic as possible. But, to make the spoof truly believable, why not upload an image of the individual themselves?

One simple click of the Upload a photo button will take you to your pictures. Or, click the Choose a photo from Facebook button to access your Facebook photos.

Your Gift Personalised

Personalise the spoof newspaper with the recipient's First Name and Surname of up to 28 characters over 2 lines, with 14 characters per line.

Include the Company Name and place the recipient Lives In of up to 60 characters over 2 lines, with 30 characters per line.

Add the Age of the recipient of up to 3 characters over 1 line and the Number of Years Employed of up to 2 characters over 1 line. Finish off the gift with a picture of the recipient using the image uploader.

General Information

These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28cm (L x W), which is approximately the size of a tabloid. Once you’ve added your personalisation and chosen your picture, click the preview button to pick from several presentation options, including framing your spoof, presentation cases and more.

Spoof Contents

Headline
(First Name) (Surname) Retires

Sub Headline
It’s the end of an era for (Company Name)

Written By
Business Editor

Colleagues have waved a fond farewell to (First Name) (Surname), who has finally retired – after working for (Company Name) for (Years Employed).

(First Name) retiring is devastating,” said a downcast fellow employee, who asked not to be named. “It’s a very dark day for the company and (First Name) will be sadly missed.”

With (First Name) gone, business experts have been speculating on the future of the business without this amazing employee. Some say the firm’s fortunes may well nosedive, with profits tumbling dramatically in the next quarter. This could mean drastic cuts within the company.

“The retirement of this outstanding candidate could mean cutbacks at every level, so integral was (First Name) to the continued smooth running of the company,” one shocked expert commented.

However, other business gurus say the retirement of (First Name) may have the opposite effect, spurring the employees on to fill the huge gap left by the enthusiastic employee's legacy and prompting a massive upturn in company fortunes.

(First Name) leaving could be the best thing to happen to us,” said an insider. “We could see unequalled success at the firm as we rally together and attempt the impossible job of filling the (Age) year old's shoes.”

When asked to comment about the future of the company following this shock retirement announcement, a member of Lord Alan Sugar’s entourage said, “Generally, the retirement of one individual may have little or no financial impact on the continued success of any company. But let’s face it; we are talking about (First Name) (Surname). Quite frankly the place will fall apart without (Surname) – this is a very sad day for the British economy.”

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Presentation Options

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  • Single Page
  • Newspaper Wrap
  • Presentation Case
  • Framed

Retirement - Spoof Newspaper

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  • A personalised spoof Daily Mirror front page
  • Personalise the headline and elements of the story
  • Upload any image with one click
  • Excellent choice of presentation options
  • Tabloid-sized (36 x 28cm)

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