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Sexiest Woman Alive Spoof Newspaper - Gift Details

We always knew. But now it’s official. Your recipient is the sexiest woman alive! And as you’d expect, the Daily Mirror is on hand to report on the triumph at the annual award ceremony. The final votes have been counted and the individual is now victorious.

You can personalise every detail of the newspaper from the headline to the recipient’s home address. This makes the feature as realistic as possible. But, to make the spoof truly believable, why not upload an image of the individual themselves?

One simple click of the Upload a photo button will take you to your pictures. Or, click the Choose a photo from Facebook button to access your Facebook photos.

Your Gift Personalised

Personalise the spoof newspaper with the recipient's Full Name and Surname of up to 28 characters over 2 lines, with 14 characters per line.

Include the Age of the recipient of up to 3 characters over 1 line and the place the recipient Lives In of up to 30 characters over 1 line. Finish off the gift with the perfect picture of the recipient using the image uploader.

Enter the exact personalisation you want to appear in the appropriate fields. The personalisation will be made exactly as it has been entered. Symbols such as accents cannot be entered unless specified. Check grammar, punctuation, capitalisation and spelling.

General Information

These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28cm (L x W), which is approximately the size of a tabloid. Once you’ve added your personalisation and chosen your picture, click the next button to pick from several presentation options, including framing your spoof, presentation cases and more.

Spoof Contents

(Female First Name) (Female Surname) is Sexiest Woman Alive!

Sub Headline
(Lives In) woman wins Babe Award

Written by
By (Written By)
Entertainment Editor

Temperatures rose at London’s Café de Paris last night as the hottest babes in the world gathered together to hear the results of the annual Sexiest Woman Alive award

The atmosphere was electric as supermodels and Hollywood starlets mingled as one - while the final votes were counted.

There were screams of disbelief as the results were announced. This year’s winner is previously unheard of, rank outsider, (Age)-year old (Female First Name) (Female Surname), from (Lives In).

“Tell me I’m not dreaming,” said (Female First Name), as she accepted the award. “It was enough to be nominated but to actually win? It’s like a dream come true – fancy me being the Sexiest Woman Alive!”

The Sexiest Woman Alive award is an annual gong decided by nominations and public vote. The first-ever winner was Farrah Fawcett in 1976, and the list of winners reads like a who’s who of world-famous beauties, including Angelina Jolie and Kelly Brook.

Other hot babes in the running for the award this year included Megan Fox, Keira Knightley and Angelina Jolie. (Female First Name) is the only unknown ever to be nominated for this coveted trophy.

This sensational win caused a near-riot in the street outside the venue, with fans of rival beauties involved in a series of clashes. Tempers were cooled by a show organiser, who told the crowd, “there can only be one winner of the Sexiest Woman Alive award, and that winner tonight was (Female First Name), who I can quite honestly say is one of the most nubile, luscious and frankly desirable women on the entire planet. (Female First Name) is not just a babe – she is totally HOT!”

Following the award (Female First Name) was whisked away in a limousine to a secret destination where it is believed she will be preparing for a photo shoot with Hello! magazine and entering into negotiations with top modelling agencies from around the globe.

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Sexiest Woman Alive Spoof Newspaper

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  • A personalised spoof Daily Mirror front page
  • Personalise the headline and elements of the story
  • Upload any image with one click
  • Excellent choice of presentation options
  • Tabloid-sized (36 x 28cm)

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