The Daily Mirror reports on the biggest wedding of the year, as your happy couple finally tie the knot among friends and family. It’s front-page news and rightly so!
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(Bride First Name) and (Groom First Name) Married at Wedding of the Year
(Home Town) couple tie the knot in style
With false dates circulated to the press, together with rumours of multi-million pound exclusive magazine deals - it was only natural that the wedding of (Bride First Name) ( Bride Surname) and (Groom First Name) (Groom Surname) was going to attract just a little bit of attention. But I can exclusively report that, after numerous ‘leaks’ designed to put the paparazzi off the scent, the wedding of the year went off right under their noses - and went off with a bang.
Unable to gain entry into the ceremony or the celebrations we have to rely on the limited feedback from family and friends, who proudly announced, “the bride looked radiant; she was chauffeured in luxury and was carrying the most exquisite bouquet of flowers. The ceremony was brief and very, very touching.”
We can only speculate, but rumour has it top chef Ramsay was seen, berating the sous-chefs, in the kitchens. The celebrations are believed to have been show stopping - with no expense spared. Later in the day voices could be heard, from inside the venue, as the speeches began and had family and friends roaring with laughter – but no doubt good taste will have prevailed, to spare them any blushes.
At midnight a number of older relatives were seen to retreat gracefully from the party, but it was very clear that, for some, the night was still young as the DJ continued on the decks and the dancing continued. “This has to be THE best wedding ever!” said one of the more dishevelled partygoers.
The location of the honeymoon is clearly a closely guarded secret, but by all reports this was the most stunning wedding (Wedding Held in - Town) has ever seen and it is believed that the official pictures of the nuptials will be appearing on newsstands next week!