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Your Team Thrashes Rivals Personalised Newspapers - Gift Details

It’s the biggest game of the year. And your recipient’s favourite team have just laid waste to their bitter rivals. Not only that, but your chosen individual played a starring role in the 7-0 destruction! It’s all here as the Daily Mirror reports on the victorious event!

You can personalise every detail of the newspaper from the headline to the recipient’s favourite team. This makes the feature as realistic as possible. But, to make the spoof truly believable, why not upload an image of the individual themselves?

One simple click of the Upload a photo button will take you to your pictures. Or, click the Choose a photo from Facebook button to access your Facebook photos.

Your Gift Personalised

Personalise the spoof newspaper with the recipient's First Name and Surname of up to 28 characters over 2 lines, with 14 characters per line.

Include the Age of the recipient of up to 3 characters over 1 line and select their Team and Rival Team. Finish off the gift with a picture of the recipient using the image uploader.

General Information

These spoof newspapers are 36 x 28cm (L x W), which is approximately the size of a tabloid. Once you’ve added your personalisation and chosen your picture, click the next button to pick from several presentation options, including framing your spoof, presentation cases and more.

Spoof Contents

Headline
7th Heaven for (Male Surname)

Sub Headline
Striker’s goal-fest destroys (Rival Team)

Written by
Chief Sports Writer

The record books were rewritten yesterday as (Team) sent (Rival Team) crashing to an incredible 8-0 home defeat – with ace striker (Male First Name) (Male Surname) scoring seven of the goals.

Footie pundits last night called it the most sensational result in the history of the two teams’ long-standing rivalry. An insider said: “This score line proves that (Team) are a truly massive club, whereas (Rival Team) has always been rubbish.”

The delighted (Team) manager singled out in-form marksman (Male Surname), (Age), for special praise. He said: “(Male First Name) has made this season his own. He vowed that he would score at least one double hat-trick during the current campaign, and he’s proved today that those were no empty words.”

The golden exploits of (Male Surname) began with a spectacular overhead kick into the opposition’s net after just 28 seconds. He then pounced on a player error to make it two, before dummying the entire (Rival Team Nickname) defence to hammer home a third.

After being harshly yellow-carded for taunting the crowd on-song hit man (Male Surname) chalked up his fourth with a 40-yard screamer and added a fifth from the penalty spot for good measure.

The (Rival Team) captain later revealed: “That was the moment we knew we were out of the title race. (Male Surname) has left our season in ruins and secured bragging rights for the (Team) faithful.”

Stunned callers to Radio Five Live’s 6-0-6 phone-in described the moment when (Male Surname) scored his sixth goal. One said: “He dribbled through their defence, then nutmegged the keeper. He drilled the ball so hard it ripped a hole, two-feet wide, in the back of the net.”

As furious (Rival Team) fans headed for the exits, (Male Surname) heaped humiliation on his team’s arch-rivals by playing ‘keepie-uppie’ with the ball for several minutes before slamming it into the net from the halfway line. He soon added insult to injury by blowing kisses to the grim-faced (Rival Team) manager.

As (Team) fans celebrated the greatest win in their club’s history, despairing (Rival Team) supporters last night jammed the switchboards of the Samaritans. (Male Surname) has meanwhile demanded urgent contract talks with the (Team) board. His agent said: “It’s not about the money, but (Male First Name) wants £140,000 a week.”

Delivery Details

UK Delivery Carrier Cost Production Timescales
(working days)
Estimated Postage Lead Times
(add to production timescales)
Standard Royal Mail £3.99 1 - 2 Days 1-3 days
Urgent Courier £8.99 1 Day Next Day
Working Days

We operate Monday to Friday only, so weekends and holidays do not count in the production or postage timescales quoted. Orders placed before 11am begin production that day, while orders received after this time begin the following day. Orders placed on a Friday afternoon or over a weekend will begin production on Monday.

Production + Delivery

The majority of our gifts are made to order, so please allow time for the product to be made (produced) as well as the time for delivery. The table above outlines our production time for both standard and urgent orders, please add these to the postage lead time for an accurate idea of when you’ll receive your item(s).

International Delivery Leadtimes (where available)
European delivery is available on this gift
Delivery outside Europe (worldwide) is available on this gift
Standard Lead Time from production (airmail):
  • Europe: 3 - 5 days
  • Rest of the World: 5 - 7 days
Urgent Lead Time from production (Fedex courier):
  • Europe: 1 -3 days
  • North America: 1 - 2 days
  • Rest of the World: 3 - 5 days
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Presentation Options

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Your Team Thrashes Rivals Personalised Newspapers

From £ 11.99
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  • A personalised spoof Daily Mirror back page
  • Personalise the headline and elements of the story
  • Upload any image with one click
  • Excellent choice of presentation options
  • Tabloid-sized (36 x 28cm)

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